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My Honest Journey Through Weight Loss Surgery
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What It Was Really Like to Follow the Bariatric Diet Before Surgery
Before jumping into bariatric surgery, I had to tackle the pre-surgery diet. If you’ve heard people call it the “liquid diet,” they’re not kidding. I’d heard all kinds of opinions
Recovery after weight loss surgery: Week 2
Here we are again with another weekly update. I promised myself I’d write a recap for each of the first four weeks after surgery. Later, I’ll probably post less often,
Let’s Talk About Constipation After Bariatric Surgery (Because Nobody Else Will)
Here’s what nobody puts in the glossy bariatric surgery brochures: you might not poop for a week. Or longer. And nobody seems to want to discuss it. You’ll find endless
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Gastric Bypass Surgery Results After 3 Months: My Progress + Before/After Pictures
The biggest achievement of the third month after the gastric bypass surgery is probably that my stomach finally works regularly and almost pain-free. Honestly, long-time readers know that bathroom time
My Two-Month Weight-Loss Surgery Update
It’s officially been two months since my weight-loss surgery, which feels like the perfect time for a little update. Overall, everything is going well. My wounds are healing quickly, and I can eat slightly larger portions now, which means I also have more energy. I’ve also come to terms with the tragic fact that I can’t gulp water anymore. As someone who used to chug sparkling water like there’s no tomorrow, this has been… an adjustment.
Let’s Talk About Constipation After Bariatric Surgery (Because Nobody Else Will)
Here’s what nobody puts in the glossy bariatric surgery brochures: you might not poop for a week. Or longer. And nobody seems to want to discuss it. You’ll find endless
HI THERE!
I’m Misstachio – the name comes from my borderline obsession with pistachios (seriously, who doesn’t love them?).
I’m also a massive foodie. Cooking? Love it. Eating? Love it even more. Dreaming about it? Oh, absolutely. The downside? Let’s just say my relationship with food has led to an almost lifelong battle with unhealthy overweight.
This blog is where I share my personal experience with mini gastric bypass surgery. Feel free to comment and share your thoughts, just please remember to keep it kind!
Enjoy the read!
P.S. Just so we’re clear: I have zero medical qualifications. Everything here is based on my personal experience. If you’re making medical decisions, please consult an actual specialist.
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